Tordenskjold Pirates - Captain Guanabana

Captain Guanabana, alias Captain Surprise, is the 5th Tordenskjold Pirate, - and a drink based on the fruit. It represents the uncovered and mysterious sides of nature - and how it influences persons and organizations to organized crime like piracy. The Guanabana is curios in the sense that it is claimed to be a cure for cancer as well as a cause to Parkinson’s disease. The fruit is globally widespread and has over 20 names, which makes it hard to identify even though it is well known. Just like we do not understand the nature and all the consequences of uses and abuses, - this pirate’s alias is Captain Surprise, - where the outcome is unpredictable. It might be male and female, - pirates and piratesses, - good and bad.

The vitality of the rainforests in South America is indicated in Wikipedia. “40% to 75% of all biotic species are indigenous to the rainforests. It has been estimated that there may be many millions of species of plants, insects and microorganisms still undiscovered in tropical rainforests. Tropical rainforests have been called the "jewels of the Earth" and the "world's largest pharmacy", because over one quarter of natural medicines have been discovered there. Rainforests are also responsible for 28% of the world's oxygen turnover.” “In nature, tropical rainforests are considered the world's medicine chest or world's largest pharmacy as 25% of Western pharmaceuticals are derived from ingredients found in tropical rainforests. Additionally, more than 2,000 plants from the tropical rainforests have been identified as having anti-cancer properties with 70% of those are found only in rainforests. There are additional potential to this medicine chest. Currently, only less than 1% of all species in rainforests have been analyzed for their medicinal value.”

The ancient American cultures were also basis for several myths and mystics for the Europeans. “The Fountain of Youth is a spring that supposedly restores the youth of anyone who drinks or bathes in its waters. Tales of such a fountain have been recounted across the world for thousands of years.” “The legend became particularly prominent in the 16th century. Ponce de León was searching for the Fountain of Youth when he traveled to what is now Florida in 1513.” “El Dorado (the golden man) is the term used by Europeans to describe a mythical tribal chief of the Muisca native people of Colombia. The legends surrounding El Dorado changed over time, as it went from being a city, to a kingdom, and then finally an empire.” “The most famous of these expeditions were led by Sir Walter Raleigh. In pursuit of the legend, Spanish conquistadors and numerous others searched Colombia, Venezuela, and parts of Guyana and northern Brazil for the city and its fabulous king. In the course of these explorations, much of northern South America, including the Amazon River, was mapped. By the beginning of the 19th century most people dismissed the existence of the city as a myth.” “The Seven Cities of Gold is a myth that led to several expeditions by adventurers and conquistadors in the 16th century. According to legend, the seven cities of gold could be found in the Sonoran Desert in Arizona. See also: Cibola, City of the Caesars, El Dorado, Shambhala, Shangdu, Shangri-La, Sierra de la Plata and Quivira.”

The Columbus expeditions, 200 years before this Golden age of Piracy, lead to major invasions and ruin of the meso-American cultures. These invaders can be considered state-supported privateers – some kinds of land-based pirates. This was talked through in a previous Theme called ‘LifeQuality and Empires’ (UU 2013.juni.14). “The TV-series ‘500 Nations’ shows clearly that there was a main objective to conquer the dominating Aztec culture in Mexico. The conquerors were probably recruited crusaders from the fallen Roma2 (Byzantine). ‘The end justifies the means’ and memories of G.T. warfare towards similar pyramid builders in Egypt, - included methods like theocracy, betrayal, slavery and bacteriological warfare. In fact, most native died due to illness like smallpox, - a virus that even the medicine alcohol could not cure. The crusaders weakened most of the culture in meso- and west-America and introduced thralldom in pure SPQR style.” Additionally, the previous mentioned novel ‘NewFound Land’ do concern the Mesoamerican cultures before the year 1000. See links to ‘500 Nations’ and the NFL1 chapter 4.1 Upload.

The widespread nature of piracy is not well explained in psychosocial terms. Except for being taboo, the main reason seems to be that psychosocial models suffers from the psychocratic rivaling for mass-psychotic domains, - just like mythologies and ideologies. Anyways, the development of a merged Freud/Jung model, called 3x3, was presented in UU 2015.feb.27. “In order to adjust Freud’s 3-states (model) to this century and social relations, the terms are developed from-via-to: ID-Child-Drive, Ego-Adult-Will and Superior Ego-Parent-Belief. A new dimension of conscience is added in order to merge Jung with Freud’s 3-state. The levels are; UnderConcience, Conscience and OverConcience (U, C and O).” “Jung was a mentee of Freud and advanced the theories of ID and S-E (Superior-Ego) based on collective archetypes, collective synchronizations, beliefs and symbols.” “However, there must be 3 (sub-categories to each ego-state) to fill the organizational model of the states Drive, Will and Belief.” “The Drive (Game) sub-category AnnimalFarm (AF) was previously announced. The 2 others are now named WildLife (WL) and RainForest (RF).” These psychosocial sub-categories are associated to the psychopersonal ID sub-categories Jerk (AF), Nerd (WL) and Sulk (RF). Detailed properties of the 9 sub-categories are listed in UU 2014.sept.12.

“The social Game category WildLife (WL) relates to animal life in the open nature, as we know it. However, knowledge increases according to new discovery documentaries, which expands this category. Typical areas of WL are penetrable forests, savannas, plains, cultivated nature and even animal life in cities. It concerns Drive-Drive related interpersonal relations by biology, motoric physiology, instincts, neurology etc. Some WL collective phenomena are Predator vs Prey that was talked through in S-E/S-I (Superior-Ego / Superior-ID) relation and as genocides at empire level (UU 2014.jan.10). Another phenomenon is the collective mass suicides by lemmings and the flocks of mammals crossing a river they know are full of predators. WildLife has probably some ulterior Games at Drive/Drive levels that includes hunting and camouflage. However, most activities are not Games at UD level, due to the honesty of nature. Yet, humanity has adopted a large number of WL Games and plays them at 3x3 levels.” The Drive sub-category WildLife (WL) might be the most relevant to piracy in general and Tordenskjold Pirates in particular. The shift of focus from psychopersonal to psychosocial analysis provides new dimensions of conscience about causes and consequence, - and hopefully remedies.

“The social Game category AnimalFarm (AF) was first mentioned in UU 2014.dec.19.” (…) However, the term stems from dystopian novella ‘Animal Farm’ by George Orwell. (…) In social 3x3 sense, there are some structures and dominations by biological conscience within species’ tribes. There are hierarchal organizations where older mammals dominant younger and where a single male might rule. Contrariwise, insects might have hives where queens dominate workers, drones, warriors and nurses. There are even highly inter-species relations that indicate dependencies and bondage. Besides, flocks of birds and fishes have synchronized collectives where single individuals rarely dominate. Nevertheless, birds and mammals might have fierce rivalries between male during mating. 1st degrees of ‘Sexual’ Games like LYAHF stems from such animal rivalries. Actually, most Games of 1st degree are Drive related. Humanoid primates can even play 1st degree of sophisticated Party Games and Underworld Games. In addition, as indicated, classrooms might have pecking orders like hen houses. Nevertheless, natures’ non-verbal communication is rather advanced with odors, colors, behaviors, rituals etc.” The Drive sub-category AnimalFarm (AF) is most relevant for the organized piracy havens of the Virgin Islands (see UU 2016.jan.22). Today, Zealand’s (Sjælland’s) natural nature is about 90% cultivated and meat-production is mainly industrial of pork and chicken. These are highly effective, but unnatural AnimalFarms, - and occasionally becomes breeding-farms of human plagues.

“The social (Game) category RainForest (RF) refers to the hidden wildlife that we do not quite know or might have some believes about. The beliefs in RF concerns ‘cure for cancer’ and ‘fountains of youth’ as well as deadly nature, - and even viruses of potential apocalyptical pandemics. However, no doubt that RF do hold rich flora and fauna including potential new medicines, trickster predators and preys, where camouflage, poison, paralyzing are used in Games. These are the basics of psychosocial Games, where ulterior motives, deceiving moves and taking spoils are essential. Human ‘Honeypot’ Games are certainly related to RF. Some previous talks in UU 2014.aug.22 are related to RF Games: “It sound more fantastic than hypnosis. However, to get the idea, it is recommended to see the TED video 'Ed Yong: ‘Suicidal crickets, zombie roaches and other parasite tales’. It shows that collective synchronicity amongst animals are not always motivated by interpersonal socializations. In certain occasions, their UD are controlled by physical parasites that uses the hosts against their own good and to the parasites’ gain. In any case, - such similar psychic activities for collective remote control of group synchronizations is certainly the situation documented in the previous century as so-called political ‘folks’ movements’.” In regards to Captain Passion (UU 2016.feb.05), - sexual biology is a cause to UnderConcience Sexual Games of the first degree. It is not bad luck, but the un-Conscience of some Drive factors can escalate to Games of higher degrees.

Paralyzing is most effective in RF flora and fauna, - as well as in humans’ rivalries. The relation is further elaborated here. “Moreover, drugs and hypnosis do certainly influence human nerves, perceptions, psyche and behaviors. This is abused in Drive-related Games like predators do to their prey: This was explained and criticized in UU 2014.dec.19. “The categories of drugs are; psychedelic drugs like LSD and mescaline (hallucinogens), euphoria drugs like hashish, paralyzing drugs like morphine and heroin, in addition to central-stimulating drugs like amphetamine and illegal designer drugs like XTC (dopamine), (which is counter-dosed with legal anti-dopamine by the institutional psychiatry).” Furthermore: “The uses and abuses (of hypnosis) are far more common than the public realize, simply because the victims do not realize what happens at all. In fact, that is the whole point of NLP (Neuro-linguistic programming) and Games.” To be direct - drug crimes are Games, - and so are most certainly NLP crimes too. It seems to be a social taboo, how the legal health system is abused by such illegal health crimes.” This problem is elaborated and talked through in UU 2015.nov.06 and extra UU 2015.aug.28. The consequences of the present Dane psychocratic health-care is alarming, highly self-protective and needs healing.

There is a classic Game category called ‘Underworld Games’ that most certainly suites Tordenskjold Pirates. Actually, a new Game sub-category ‘Pirate Games’ is hereby introduced. This escalation of psychosocial Games provides tools to further investigate explain and possibly prevent the widespread and massive piracies of persons, organizations, nations and empires.

Anyways, what is Captain Surprise, - a solution or a disaster, - curing or harming? Ask any quacks, doctors, healers, shamans, psychiatrists, priests, witches, occultists, therapists and shrinks. We will never know for sure.


The Captain Guanabana drink relates to the curious jungles of South America. This recipe is also simple, - mix white rum, Guanabana juice and ice-cubes, - 1 to 4 for grape-wine ABV and 1 to 10 for beer ABV. (See links for more advanced Captains Passion drinks.) It is hard to find receipts for the fruit since it has 20-30 names like soursop, graviola, evo, mtomoko, anona, graviolo, corossol, kowosòl and pawpaw.

Some more fact about the fruit might be inspiring. “Guanabana is the fruit of Annona muricata, a broadleaf, flowering, evergreen tree native to Mexico, Cuba, Central America, the Caribbean islands northern South America and Africa. The flavor is a combination of strawberry and pineapple, with sour citrus flavor notes contrasting with an underlying creamy flavor reminiscent of coconut or banana. The fruit contains significant amounts of vitamin C, vitamin B1 and vitamin B2.”

“Guanabana is widely promoted as an alternative cancer treatment. There is, however, no medical evidence that it is effective. The Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center cautions, "alkaloids extracted from graviola may cause neuronal dysfunction and degeneration leading to symptoms of Parkinson's disease". In 2010 the French food safety agency concluded that "it is not possible to confirm that the observed cases of atypical Parkinson syndrome (and are) calling for further study on potential risks to human health.” “According to Cancer Research UK. "Many sites on the internet advertise and promote graviola capsules as a cancer cure, but none of them are supported by any reputable scientific cancer organisations" and "there is no evidence to show that graviola works as a cure for cancer" Similar conclusion is made by the Federal Trade Commission (USA) and the Cancer Research UK.”


Carlos Santana is a Mexican and American musician who first became famous in the early 1970s with his band, Santana fusioned rock and Latin American music. The sound featured his melodic, blues-based guitar Latin and African rhythm. He got worldwide popularity that peaked in the late 1990s. In 2003 Rolling Stone magazine listed Santana at number 20 on their list of the 100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time and he won 10 Grammy Awards and three Latin Grammy Awards. ”Black Magic Woman" is a song written by Peter Green that first appeared as a Fleetwood Mac single. It appearing in Abraxas album and as sung by Gregg Rolie. It became a classic hit in 1970, reaching No. 4 in the U.S. and Canadian charts.

Carlos Santana - Black Magic Woman [Official Live Video] HQ
Santana - Full Concert - 08/18/70 - Tanglewood (OFFICIAL)
Santana - Live In Las Vegas 2015 720p [HD]
NewFound Land (NFL1), Chapter 4.1 - Upload
TV serie – video - 500 Nations
Receipts for advanced Captain Passion drinks

Extra UU1 Documentary Wild Amazon

“Wild Amazon takes you deep into the heart of the Amazon on a journey you will never forget! Home to the largest rainforest and mightiest river on earth, the Amazon is home to a huge variety of creatures greater than anywhere else in the world, from the elusive jaguar to diminutive leaf cutter ants; where turtles strike as fast as a snake and spiders protect frogs. Using stunning photography, Wild Amazon showcases these creatures as well as the people they share their home with. Plus, learn more about the man made threats affecting the future of the Amazon as scientists investigate just how the web of life operates before it's too late.”
Wild Amazon - National Geographic Documentary HD

Extra UU2 Pirate Song Collection

“Songs and sea shanties for pirates, sailors, fishermen and sea adventurers. I deliberately tried to stick to more serious pirate songs (is there such a thing as a serious pirate song??) and avoid most "kids' version" tracks, but I simply could not leave out some of the classics, like the Lazy Town song. Have fun with this list!”

Pirate Song Collection https://youtu.be/92DlHJ3U5O8

0:00 Peter Crowley -- Conquest of the Sea 3:43 Abney Park -- Buy the Captain Rum 6:45 The Cog is Dead -- To the Depths Below 9:37 The Irish Rovers -- Drunken Sailor 12:19 Jolly Rogers -- The Devil's Son 14:34 Voltaire -- To the Bottom of the Sea 18:26 The Pyrates Royale - Santy Ano (live) 21:12 Peter Crowley -- Escaping the Kraken 24:08 Voltaire -- This Ship is Going Down 28:69 Abney Park -- Scupper Shanty 31:57 Craig Toungate - Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum 34:32 ???? - Spanish Ladies 37:26 Paul Shapera -- Ride the Hemp (from A Pirate's Tale) 39:49 Circus Contraption -- Down to the Devil 43:35 Voltaire -- Beast of Pirate's Bay 48:38 Jolly Rogers -- Roll Me Hearties 50:48 Never Land Pirate Band -- Bucky's Shanty 51:49 Jon Magnificent -- The Captain 54:56 Flippyshark - Blackbeard's Vengeance (from Tales of the Hook) 59:54 Abney Park -- Ballad of Captain Robert 1:02:27 Jolly Rogers -- All for Me Grog (live) 1:06:15 Paul Shapera -- Tale of a Thousand Trials (from A Pirate's Tale) 1:08:32 Walid Feghali -- Pirates, We Are 1:11:58 Voltaire -- Tempest 1:15:58 Paul Shapera -- A Pirate's Tale (from A Pirate's Tale) 1:18:43 Abney Park -- Aether Shanty 1:21:31 The Shanty Crew -- The Coast of High Barbary 1:24:06 Pirates of the Caribbean (Main Theme) 1:29:59 Lazy Town -- You Are a Pirate

Extra UU3 – film Hy Brasil Sinking

Erik the Viking, a comedy by Monty Python, was presented in the Extra UU3 2016.jan.15. The relation between the Vikings and Caribbean pirates are obvious in several ways. This time, the quest has reached the mythical island Hy Brasil. The wise woman Freya told him that one of the tasks was to acquire the Horn Resounding in the land of Hy Brasil. The etymology of the names Brasil and Hy Brasil is unknown, but believed to be a phantom island said to lie in the Atlantic Ocean west of Ireland. Despite the similarity, the name of the country Brazil has no connection to the mythical islands. That goes for the Viking myths of Zealand (Sjælland) too, which is said that the goddess Gefjun created the island Gylfaginning after she tricked the king of Sweden Gylfi. She removed a piece of land and transported it to Denmark, which became today’s Zealand (Sjælland).

Hy Brazil is not like the Virgin Islands. However, even though not sinking, - it was certainly going down due to loss of support, denials and piracy. The relation to the present Captain Surprise is apparent, - as well as an introduction to the next Tordenskjold Pirate - Captain Coco.
Erik the Viking - Hy Brasil Sinking
The Legendary Mythical Island Of Hy-Brasil Near Ireland
Atlantis: The Lost Continent (Secret History Documentary)